What is Mystic Dick?
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the most rare of all forms, fuck the 7th wonder of the world it is greater and bigger.
the mystic dick is much more superior to a normal phallus.
there is only one specimen and apparently the mystic dick was originated in oregon.
*****UPDATE*****
this mystic dick has relocated to Pacific Beach near San Diego.
quit using that penis pump! you will never become the mystic dick!
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guy with a 16 inch dick.
I went to go have sex with him and he had a Zach munger.
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Valiant feminist and indefatigable lesbian activist.
Real name: Mavis THOROUGHGOOD of Woodthorpe, Yorkshire, UK.
Inventor of the THOR..
