Mystic Dick

What is Mystic Dick?

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the most rare of all forms, fuck the 7th wonder of the world it is greater and bigger.

the mystic dick is much more superior to a normal phallus.

there is only one specimen and apparently the mystic dick was originated in oregon.

*****UPDATE*****

this mystic dick has relocated to Pacific Beach near San Diego.

quit using that penis pump! you will never become the mystic dick!

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