What is Mystic Dick?
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the most rare of all forms, fuck the 7th wonder of the world it is greater and bigger.
the mystic dick is much more superior to a normal phallus.
there is only one specimen and apparently the mystic dick was originated in oregon.
*****UPDATE*****
this mystic dick has relocated to Pacific Beach near San Diego.
quit using that penis pump! you will never become the mystic dick!
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