What is Mystic Mocha?
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A cocoa goddess. She's got moves and she knows how to use them. When she gets a hold of some skittles you know that there will be danger. She's into groping and she loves to share a bed with a jew. She likes to bounce up on it at 2AM after drinking somePina Coladas and gettin her African Swerve on.
"Oh thats hot! That Mystic Mocha knows what she wants and she takes it! She takes it!"
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Crazy germans that drive gay purple cars.
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To look good walking while drunk, or look good in general while drunk
that girl is so staggerlicious walking down those stairs,,,,
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