What is Mystic Pineapple?
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A legendary drug that submerges the user in a world of pure ecstasy with no physical or psychological side effects. Sought by many, it's very existence has been questioned by experts.
Random guy #1: Dude did you see that guy? He looked like he was trippin on friggin mystic pineapple.
Random guy #2: Dude I gotta get me some of that
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A beastly fruit bent on world domination.
News anchor: Today, mysticpineapple took over the world. Back to you steve.
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