Mystic Tan

What is Mystic Tan?


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a mystic tan is a sunless-tanning booth where you get sprayed with a solution that produces a natural looking tan in seconds,and days later your tan will "oxidize" and you will be left with a natural looking tan that will last for days.

Marc: Where do I get mystic tan?

Betty: - Sunset tan on 48th!

Marc:Ding! Ding! Ding!

(0riginally from Ugly Betty S01E18)

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