What is Mystic_magic?
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A Mystic_Magic is a self-righteous, argumentative, two-faced know-it-all who almost certainly possesses double standards.
Apart from an extraordinary ability to verbally defecate, Mystic_Magics possess a distinct enthusiastic notoriety for proving people wrong or correcting people for the most minor of misquotations.
Mystic_Magics are under the delusion that they know everything and, as a result , can be furiously argumentative at times due to its hideously self-righteous nature.
A Mystic_Magics worst nightmare is being proved wrong itself. As a precaution, it tends to spend hours each day scouring the Internet for information in the hope that one day it will become the masterful all knowing (see: “nerd”, “geek” and “loser”).
Since Mystic_Magics are miserable individuals by nature, they possess a strange inability to have fun in what you might consider, a normal way (make friends, play games etc). Instead, it gets overwhelming pleasure from abusing, insulting and generally badmouthing those around it.
One of the Mystic_Magics most common games is to pretend to be someone’s friend, only to call them names like “twat”, “tard” and “tosser” behind their backs.
Curiously, Mystic_Magics attack and/or punish those who show Mystic_Magic like qualities or characteristics, almost as though it’s wrong to be a Mystic_Magic… but of course, not for the Mystic_Magic
Mystic_Magic: "that car doesn't go 150 miles an hour, it only goes 149" *smirk**smarm*
Mystic_Magic: "the only things that are good are the things i recommend. anything else is just SHITE!"
person1: "i know i'm right"
person2: "dont be such a Mystic_Magic"
