What is Mystonomy?
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the taxonomy of mysteries; the practice of labeling confusion in order to make new conditions or weird phenomena feel understandable and normal
all entries in the urban dictionary come about through mystonomy
why do I feel the need to chase supermodels and buy sports cars even though I’m married with kids? via mystonomy, that becomes ‘mid-life crisis’ (source unknown)
why do I feel depressed? via mystonomy: ‘depression' (source unknown)
how is it that we don't fall off the planet? via mystonomy: 'gravity' by Isaac Newton
why am I utterly bored at work? via mystonomy: 'boreout' by Peter Werder
why does my penis shrink when it gets cold? via mystonomy: 'shrinkage' by Seinfeld
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Refers back to the Mansfield Mudpuddle:
Having anal sex with a woman from behind while she shits on your dick this continues until the..
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Having a guy ejaculate.
Made more famous (recently) by Ludacris' song.
If you hold the head steady I'm a milk the cow.
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