Myush

What is Myush?


1.

A short (or long) lived crush facilitated by MySpace. Pronounced "myuuhsh."

Characterized by a few days, weeks, or even months of innumerable phone calls, instant messages, text messages, and emails between interested parties.

Relationship progresses until individuals meet and find out that one (or both) are fat, ugly, or generally boring antisocial nerds without any friends. After meeting, individuals never make contact again.

*Note: this phenomenon is not limited just to teenagers. Anyone in the 10-69 range is susceptible to it.

dude 1: ur talkin 2 that babe AGAIN??! you got a bad myush on her...

dude 2: shuddup ur jealous. just look at her pix shes super hawt!!

dude 1: yo she looks like a man!

See mush, myspace crush, myspace whore, bitch

2.

A short (or long) lived crush facilitated by MySpace. Pronounced "myuuhsh."

Characterized by a few days, weeks, or even months of innumerable phone calls, instant messages, text messages, and emails between interested parties.

Relationship progresses until individuals meet and find out that one (or both) are fat, ugly, or generally boring antisocial nerds without any friends. After meeting, individuals never make contact again.

*Note: this phenomenon is not just limited to teenagers. Anyone in the 10-69 range is susceptible to it.

dude 1: ur talkin 2 that babe AGAIN??! you got a bad myush on her...

dude 2: shuddup ur jealous. just look at her pix shes super hawt!!

dude 1: yo she looks like a man!

See mush, myspace crush, myspace whore, bitch


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