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a girl sticks a rectal thermometer in a guys dick hole and smashes it with a hammer
i gave him a german candycane
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Someone who puts a 3000 quid sax into a 5000 quid car to drive 50 miles and earn 10 quid.
Marika: Hey, so you're the sax player!
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