What is Naan?
1.
To inflict punishment onto ones self, for acts, either real or percieved, in which verbal abuse is not enough.
I just locked my keys in the car, it is time to naan! <the individual who said this phrase will now launch into some form of self mutilation>
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2.
a type of indian flat bread...most white people have them plain.
Waiter:Would u like any naans?
Cust:aye,can i get a 4 plain naans...no the spicy ones like.
3.
Not another. Not a nair nuttin. Out of them.
Ho you dont know naan nigga, that dress fresher than me!
-Trick Daddy, Naan.
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4.
A codeword for pussy, closely linked with the good naan bread. is very helpufl when wishing to talk about pussy,poon or girls in regular conversation
Guy 1: MMM man im so keen for some naan tonight
Guy 2: Yeah boi i here its pretty easy to get around here
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5.
Very cool. The ultimate in classiness.
"Dude, that film is naan!"
"You're one naan dude"
"Dude! Naan!"
