Nabs

What is Nabs?


1.

Abbreviation for "New Africa Bammer". Mid-grade marijuana.

Me: Hey man you got an 1/8 of chronic?

Natg representative: Ya man I gots da dank shit.

Me: Wtf man.. This is the nabs.. Don't put this shwag in my face again or I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.

See mids, nabs, shwag, bammer, dirt

2.

inexpensive small packet of crackers with cheese or peanut butter filling

"Can we stop here and get some Nabs? I need a snack."

See Betsy

3.

A small packet of six butter sandwich crackers. The term origionally comes as an abbreviation of the company that initially produced them, Nabisco, but can be used to describe any snack similar to it.

Hey, Jethro, my stomach's growlin, hand me a pack of those nabs.

See nabs, snack, crackers, nabisco, packet

4.

Cops; Police. Called such because of their tendency to "nab" or catch criminals.

Man I gotta bounce up to Alaska! The Nabs is after me dawg!

See police, rollers, cops, one time, pigs

5.

NABS (Verb)

Most commonly known as 'to steal a cookie', to NABS someone. Note that capitals are IMPORTANT within the verb itself or integrity and power is lost in translation.

NABS is not seperate to the current moment and therefore has more than one tense. You are going to NABS someone, you have NABSDDD someone (Again, the number of capital D's are important), you are currently NABSING someone and by view of a third party witnessing the NABSING, they can reply by commenting on how NABSAGE that was.

NABS worked similarly to owned, however the S cannot under any circumstances be replaced by a Z. Newbtards who replace the S with a Z are for lack of a better word NABSDICATING themselves for improper use of the verb.

Note: NABSDICATING also follows mentioned tense changes.

Luke: That's a nice cookie Alex, I'm going to NABS you!

Alex: No! It's my cookie, GTFO!

Luke: I'm NABSING you!

Alex: NO MY COOKIE GIVE IT BACK! Ffs, I just got NABSDDD!

Luke: HAHAHA I NABSDDD YOU FOO

Aaron: Oh wow that was NABSAGE!

Luke: Hey, Chris! Look, I just NABSDDD Alex.

Chris: You NABZDDD who?

Luke & Aaron & Alex: NEWBTARD YOU JUST NABSDICATED YOURSELF!

See nabs, to, steal, a, cookie

6.

short for "nigger ass bullshit"

origin: american history X - "nigger bullshit"

Dude, this guy tried stealing my tip off the bar, that's such nabs.

See bullshit, bull, shit, nigger, lies, scourge, crap

7.

either peanut butter and crackers or cheese and crackers

man, give me a pack of dem nabs.


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