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A city near the Mississippi River that is hands-down the worst place on earth.
Everyone here is either:
A)old, sick, or both
B) FSD
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A blow job (in Texan slang).
"...after having a few drinks, they started givin freebies. They all got
Texas breathalyzers."..
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Unbirthday beatings are equal to 100 minus your actual age.
These can be given out on any day that is not your birthday, but only once ..