Nachshon

What is Nachshon?

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when moses and the newly freed slaves came to the sea a guy named Nachshon jumped into the ocean before God split the ocean because he had a lot of faith in God. He was neck deep in the ocean before it split

Damn, Nachshon, you're wet.

Israel: "where is god now? eygpt is coming and we're just standing here!"

Moses: "God will split the sea."

Israel: "Yea, right..."

Nachshon: "YEA! RIGHT! lets get in there!" *walks into ocean*

God: *splits ocean*

See israel, god, moses
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