Nad The Impale-her

What is Nad The Impale-her?


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The real name of a Sex Vampire who bummeda load of Carpathians in Moldavia around the 1st century before Winona Ryder chucks herself in the river for being a klepto. Used to impale people on his four foot dick which he also fought with.

Nad the Impale-Her pornstar name in spoof movie of 'Barb's Stoked U Know's Spankula' from 1993, pisstake of cool Keanu flick.

See dracula, spoof, dick, klepto, bummed


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