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Usually occurs after waking up or otherwise not in full control of your faculties.
A man sits on the toilet to take a crapbut not payin..
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To fake an orgasm by splashing previously created and preserved semen onto your partner.
"I had to pee so bad, so i reached into t..
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A swollen vagina in hot pants on a hot day...
Smells like low tide..must be a shrimp on the barbie around here somewhere...