Nadvent Calendar

What is Nadvent Calendar?


1.

An advent calendar like any other with 24 windows counting down the days until Christmas. Behind each cardboard flap is the severed testicals of an orphan to reward the eager child.

"Mummy bought me the wrong nadvent calendar this year... i don't like the black ones!"

See nads, calendar


55

Random Words:

1. The act of fucking a person in the ear. Dave Crespo gave a quiet johnny to his partner over the weekend. 1. The act of fucking a pers..
1. A women who is definitely overweight and sloppy, but has not quite reached the status of bohemeth. Also known as a "Leg Dreezy.&qu..
1. n. creepy flesh-colored pubic hair I thought her pubes were shaved off, but I was actually a victim of an invisobush. See pubes, pussy..