Nadvent Calendar

What is Nadvent Calendar?

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An advent calendar like any other with 24 windows counting down the days until Christmas. Behind each cardboard flap is the severed testicals of an orphan to reward the eager child.

"Mummy bought me the wrong nadvent calendar this year... i don't like the black ones!"

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