Nagel Edit Meaning

1.

A drunk person, a foot and a half shorter than you, which when provoked, smashes you in the face with full beer bottle.

you bes shut the fuck up befor I Nagel yo ass

That dude got Nageled

What a Nageling

See filth

2.

a person or thing who overly asks questions, drives with ADD, and shaves his balls

guy 1- hey did you hear what that nagel over there said?

guy 2- whatever he says everything.

guy 1- yeah your right.

See nagel, homes, fat, rj, moose

3.

nageled, nageling, nagels

(v.) Used to describe extreme, inhuman, mind-boggling, or the ultimate laziness. Not to be used on instances that cannot be called ultimate laziness. For reference of ultimate laziness, contact a Mr. Greg Nagel.

Elliot: "Did you see Craig this morning?"

Fernando: "No, why?"

Elliot: "Well, he's sleeping on the floor because he couldn't make it to his bed last night."

Fernando: "That's pretty lazy."

Craig wakes up, walks to the couch in the living room and proceeds to take a nap.

Fernando: I didn't think it was possible, but Craig actually took nageling to the next level.

See sloth, lazy, laziness, lazy ass, nagled

4.

Liquid expelled from the genitals upon ejaculation.

Jimmy, please masturbate so I can spread some of your delicious nagel all over my toasted bagel.

See sperm, jizz, nut, semen, cum

5.

meaning a lot of something

I had a nagel of dirt on my jeans.

See many, buttload, bunches