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1. Space in a resume template retarded people leave on their resume instead of filling in thier name.
Employer: "Gee, I just don&a..
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Junket pump; an erect penis that is ready to unload the good stuff.
hey baby, you ready for a good hosing cause my junket pump is load..
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When you poopin a plastic bag and leave it under somebody's couch for them to find later.
That idiot made out with my girlfriend, ..