What is Nahom?
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Nahoms normally originate from Ethiopia where they survive through green plants. in 500 B.C. they gathered food and water also known as weed and natii ice for their naHOMO tribe. they love to suck things. large penis-like things. because their tribes originally came from an all male clan, the term "bro-rape" orginated from here.
Modern day Nahoms love to make origami and sing 1000 miles by Vanessa Carlton in the passenger seat in people's cars. Though Nahoms are rare, you can find many things that look like them, such as fish, black fish, with huge eyes, at places such as a fishmart or petsmart. Modern Nahoms have grown in the past thousand years. They started as .0000000001. they have rapidly grown to roughly 6.67. UP. If you ever find a Nahom, you have to cherish it, or else it'll beat the shit out of you. seriously. they normally come with golden gloves. Nahoms DEFINITELY DEFINITELY love asian girls. That's their favorite. They love to go out for smoke breaks though they hate cigarettes and are confused in why they are smoking them. SUCKS at rolling. But did roll a good one, on December 7, 2008. (his only good one). LOVES NUT CHECKING. That's gay. (it means he likes to touch peoples cocks for pleasure for a split second). Loves to say "chill sauce." Hates fried chicken but loves purple drank especially from his pimp chalice. Says he doesn't like naruto, but watches it secretly while touching himself. (with guys named Champ). GOSSIP GIRL. DEFINITELY. Nahoms have orgasms when they see Blake Lively. LOVES the movie Narnia, nearly busts a nut just hearing the word "narnia." hates the words "killing bosses." loves to jam to the jonas brothers, especially the song, lovebug in people's cars. wishes he had a talent in making his balls clap.
"I like huge cocks."
"Dude, you're nahomo."
"hey you wanna grab some foodlez?"
"alright ill see you there nahom"
"dude I'm about to bust a nut"
"chill nahom, naruto isnt that hot"
"i'm about to take a smoke break, you wanna come?
"naw man, im killing bosses nahom"
"alright man, thats cool since you have a huge penis"
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