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Releasing a torrent of diarrhea while pressing ham against a window, car, police officer*, etc.
*Ham explosions on police officers are ..
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Getting jealous at that person with that swank new cell phone.
Cellular envy? Naaah, I'm quite fine with my old trusty Nokia. Afte..
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ones anus.
"i had a road traffic accedent on ma marmite motoway this mornin!"
See ass, shit hole, arse, bum, chocolate starf..