What is Nairny?
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Noun - A Scottish beast with long hair, a penguin nose, an irritating monotone voice and who has never experienced any sort of sexual contact with another human being ... only animals, ie dogs.
Nairnys are universally loathed for being alive, and are general wastes of space and oxygen.
Hi, Nairny ... you smell funny!
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The act of slapping your hand between ones legs when they least expect it. If performed correctly it should feel as if a trout is floppi..
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Getting farted on during sex. (A sirocco is a hot wind from the desert)
Fuck, I got grossed out last night, dude! I was going the growl..
