What is Nairny?
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Noun - A Scottish beast with long hair, a penguin nose, an irritating monotone voice and who has never experienced any sort of sexual contact with another human being ... only animals, ie dogs.
Nairnys are universally loathed for being alive, and are general wastes of space and oxygen.
Hi, Nairny ... you smell funny!
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The Spoof Cannon refers to a penis capable of projecting cum at high speeds.
Can I play with your spoof cannon?
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The act of pooing in the most unexpected places, often where people will likely stumble upon it.
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With Out No K.Y. When you don't have any lubricant for butt-sex, but you decide to do it anyway.
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