What is Nairny?
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Noun - A Scottish beast with long hair, a penguin nose, an irritating monotone voice and who has never experienced any sort of sexual contact with another human being ... only animals, ie dogs.
Nairnys are universally loathed for being alive, and are general wastes of space and oxygen.
Hi, Nairny ... you smell funny!
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