What is Nairny?
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Noun - A Scottish beast with long hair, a penguin nose, an irritating monotone voice and who has never experienced any sort of sexual contact with another human being ... only animals, ie dogs.
Nairnys are universally loathed for being alive, and are general wastes of space and oxygen.
Hi, Nairny ... you smell funny!
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Where your partner bends over and takes a huge dump on your hands. If male, then your partner may also add semen to the mix.
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A possibly existent cake that one receives on his/her birthday.
Kid: Ooh are we having cake later for my birthday?
Mom: Maybe, dear. W..
