Najmaldin

What is Najmaldin?


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One of those gay gym posers, who are actually just fat. You can identify the najmaldin by his very fat head. Also known as fathead. Poses as a hard-man, often by looking for work as a bouncer, but is often just one of those closet homosexuals who went to poncy private schools. Tries far too hard to look straight and fails miserably to pull it off, looking more like a camp chimp. Huge ego, believes himself to be everything he isn't, exceptionally unpopular and unsuccessful with women.

"I can't believe that woofter fathead najmaldin oli reckons he can make a girl cum by blowing her ear, and boasted to everyone about it - what a fucking wanker"

"When's that gay najmaldin ol gonna have the balls to come out the closet?! Everyone knows he bums little andy"

See najmaldin, fathead, poser, chimp, pussy, woofter, buntyman, oli, ol, olly, oliver, fat, cunt


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