What is Naked Brothers Band?
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A band of boys that think that they are all that. they also believe that they are true rockstars, when in reality they are a bunch of butt-fucking faggots (Hence the name " NAKED Brothers Band" )that everyone hates. Also, Since none of the them have hit pueberty, it sounds like the chick is the lead singer.
(random guy named apple)-
"Dude, I was flippin' channels and I say this thing called ' The Naked fags' or something."
(random faggot 8 year old) "You mean 'Naked Brothers Band'"!
Random guy named apple) "Dude, you really are a faggot."
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A sign of the apocalypse.
It's basically a band full of 6 members that haven't had their testicles drop yet. There is one unlucky girl in the show that seems to have become the love interest of Nat Wolff ever since he got over his fear of cooties. Nat's 8 year old brother, Alex, wears a doo-rag and fake tattoos because what he lacks in reproductive organs he makes up for in bling bling, haterz!
The story is based around Nat and Alex's unsuccessful love life. Oh yeah, and they play crappy music too. Did I mention these kids are 10 and 8? Alex always wonders why 18 year old girls aren't attracted to him. He "left" the band because some whore wouldn't let him see his first set of hooters. In one unfortunate episode Nat received his first kiss by the alien-girl in the band, Rosalina.
When these kids aren't trying to hump the legs of their female producers they write songs with shitty lyrics. Their first single, Crazy Car, was painstakingly bad. Same with the next, and the next, and you guessed it, the next. Nat professed his love for Rosalina with a song named "Rosalina." Yes, and you better believe that song brings the major LOLs.
The acting in this show is mindboggingly awful. If you love your characters constantly reading off a teleprompter then this show is for you, faggot.
I find it scary that parents are offended by the name of the band instead of the bullshit that is being leaked to their children. Please do not let Little Johnny get a gee-tar or drumset because he wants to be like his idol Nat. Just turn off the TV, delete his myspace, and make him read a damn book.
I love how most sites deem the Naked Brothers Band as a "Tween Rocumentary." Fuckers.
I dare you to listen to one of their songs. The instant you put those headphones in your ear you'll be rolling around on the floor in a seizure-like state, foaming at the mouth while at the same time screaming "What the shit."
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A band full of faggots who have no talent whatsoever. They are 12 year olds and in the show, they act like adults in adult situations. They think they rock and they fit into the music scene. They're really just a bunch of high-pitched fudge packers that squeal when they sing. They're Nickelodeon's exclusive band, kinda like that one slut, Hannah Montana, who is the Disney channel's band.
The members of the Naked Brothers Band have literally been caught naked together in their Hotel bed.
Listener: That's no suprise, I always knew they were homos.
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one of the worst things to happen to music. a bunch of 11 year old fags that think they can sing, but nails on a chalkboard souns better. the only reason they got a record deal is because their parents have a big wallet.
and to make things worse, they have their own show on nickalodean
The Naked Brothers Band are one of the worst bands ever
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A band of little kids whose balls haven't dropped yet and sound like a bunch of girls when they sing. The band includes two brothers, Nat and Alex Wolff, and they sing about their 'love lives' or lack there of. they're just a bunch of pussies.
The Naked Brothers Band suck.
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A small cluster of ten-year olds who sing about the love that they've never had. Most of their songs consist of words conveniently placed to rhyme, resulting in songs that use nonsensical, 'Yeah' and 'uhs!' excessively.
The show is produced with the general goal of making children think that they should start dating at six years old, and begin having children at fourteen.
The lead singer will become the future
It is well known that listening to their prepubescent squeals will lead to blindness, epileptic seizures, brain explosions, and stunted growth.
The Naked Brothers Band can easily be recreated with a pack of howling monkeys and some out-of-tune instruments.
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A crappy little band consisting of 9-13 year old boys who sing about love when they're obviously too young to have experienced it. The 8-year-old drummer is incredibly horny and the rest of the group are obnoxious little twerps who think they're all that. Bitch plz. If it weren't for your producer mommies, you would still be getting wedgies at school. Their name is incredibly perverted for a band of children and is doing nothing but calling attention to creepers like Michael Jackson.
They also have a show on Nickelodeon, and it's arguably worse than their music. The only reason you should watch it is because of the sexy 16-year-old Asian chick. However, that is also a reason not to watch, because you'll feel suicidal when she starts making out with the 12-year-old lead singer whose balls haven't dropped yet.
You know the world is going down the crapper when a song by a bunch of elementary school kids about cars makes it onto the Billboard Hot 100.
The Naked Brothers Band can come back to the music scene when they've hit puberty, had singing lessons, and learned to write good music, kthx.
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