Naked Censor

What is Naked Censor?


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A device built into a hot tub that that's sends a screeching alarm off whenever the hot tub is occupied by two (or more) people engaging in nude activities.

"Dude, so I was totally feeling my girlfriend's rack in the hot tub last night when the fucking naked censor went off; embarrassed the shit out of me when my parents came outside."

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