What is Naked Pirate?
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When an individual, often female, is forced to wear an eye patch after experiencing a male ejaculate into their eye/eyes.
James turned Missy into a naked pirate last night after the football game.
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Directly proportional to the tightness of a mans leather pants.
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Ian DeVine is a tid bit queerish
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When one's nipples harden due to cold air or excitement. See indicating
I got nipple freeze when I walked outside.
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