Naked Shit Wank

What is Naked Shit Wank?


1.

Being absolutely naked when doing/performing a Shit Wank. If you are naked, it enables you to spread your knees further apart, so making the Shit Wank far easier, and much, much, more enjoyable, i.e. you aren't constrained by clothes...

Damn, I had an absolutely brilliant Naked Shit Wank today....

I stripped off naked earlier today, sat myself down, and had one hell of a Naked Shit Wank today....

See shit, wank, shitting, wanking, naked, sitting


70

Random Words:

1. "the coco steps" are the steps of a prude person, or coco. 1st base is saying "hi", second base is touching someone ..
1. The overwhelming experience of haggis in ones mouth to such an excessive extent that one experiences a burning sensation describable on..
1. The act of licking the rim of ones bung hole. After she gave me a dirty margarita,she wanted to kiss me."Not until you clean your ..