Naked Tree

What is Naked Tree?


1.

NAKED TREE nay-ked tuh-ree (verb?)

A position ones boyfriend might assume, to hide from a child who might catch them sleeping in their mothers bed.

"Oh crap baby! My kid woke up...quick...naked tree!"

See nake, hiding, milf

2.

NAKED TREE

A position ones boyfriend might assume, to hide from a child who might catch them sleeping in their mothers bed.

"Oh no! My kids up! Quick, be a naked tree"

See hiding, milf, position


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