What is Nake-head?
1.
A person who cannot stand to have a naked head. Remedies for this peculiarity include the constant donning of hats and/or headbands. Often times nake-heads are mistaken for
"Why, hello Alex. My what a dashing headband you are wearing. Might I ask, however, why you are wearing it on such a swelteringly hot day?"
"I need to wear this dashing headband on this swelteringly hot day. I can't stand having nothing on my head."
"You might be a nake-head."
"Does that mean I'm going to get pantsed?"
"Yes."
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