What is Nammer?
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Asian of vietnamese background. Nammer girls can be found wearing TNA tracksuits and shopping at aritzia spending their rich nammer boyfriends money. Usualy have medium length layered blonde hair and blue contacts. Most don't reach over 5 feet tall and look the same from behind. Nammer guys are usually slightly taller than their girlfriends and have died blonde bangs and wear size 28 pants. They shop at Boys'co and always pay cash, and are usually not half as good looking as their girlfriends. They drive import cars and live in average houses with grow ops in the basement. They report their income through Pho restuarants and hair salons. Nammers often starts fights with ratios of 5-10: 1. Do not mess with them or you will get chopped. This, of course, is only young nammers. There are no old nammers because they usually all kill each other off by then.
Fucken nammers chopped that other nammers cousins mom's bf, because he looked at him!
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Nammers vietnamese people.That eat pho.
Speak vietnamese.Believe in Buddha.Wear expensive clothing.Have dyed hair.Gurls have layerd hair. Nammer gurls are short.Alot of nammer gurls have nice clothing and nice shoes and nice bags.Nammer guys carry a machette around with them.Nammer guys are found at internet cafes either : playing cs,smoking dope,talking on there nice cellphones,or doing there nammer squat.
dayummm look at that white boy get his white ass chopped by a nammer
Nammer own u mutha fcukers.
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A person of Vietanmese ethnicity. You can usually find them standing near the front of many rave parties popping ecstasy with their kids, grandkids, gradparents etc. They love to rock the Versace crystal studded belt with track pants and dress shoes. For the more fashionable ones, the girls rock the short booty skirts with hooker heals and a a slutty top to show off their brand new implants their shady boyfriends paid for. Boys beware the girls come with golden shovels! The boys...hmmm I know, they like to rock the kappa track suits or black jeans (pants) usually with a translucent/transparent Versace/Mochino top to show off their "huge" physique and dark nipples. When you see them in the crowd pretend they don't exist and lord forbid if you even bumped into one because you might as well dig yourself a grave. Don't even smile at them, they don't understand or know how to read body language or facial expressions. Basically, any type of facial expression or body language towards this ethnicity is considered negative and it will get you shot or sh!t kicked.
I am a nammer and I love to wear Versace even if it's the ugliest item on the rack.
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A word usually used to describe a sub 5 ft, skinny, poor grammered, self dyed blond tipped haired, grow op'ing, ill mannered, white beater wearing, street level drug dealing, dirty look giving, fight picking (only in 5:1 ratio with machettes)sandal wearing vietnamese males. Other generalizations include squating, paying for everything in cash and walking around at raves high on their parent funded ecstasy with their shirts off exposing their ba-jillion tatoos. Oh yeah, and half those 16 yr old idiots drivng around like jerks in 80K cars are Nams.
"Nammer" can also be used to describe nammer women by use of the female word after the nammer word eg "nammer chick" or " Nam b**ch". Nammer females have blonde hair, blue contacts, and eye browns shaved off and re-pencilled in. They generally buy anything Pho-sache, Gucci, or Bebe. Other standard clothing of Lulu lemon and Aritzia apply. All these materialistic things , of course are funded by drug dealing boyfriends and home grow op funds. As the only two things that matter to Nammer chicks are attention and money; you will see some nammer chicks cross over and date rich white boys or East Indian thugs. ALL nammer chicks have done the following:
1) Worked at a Pho resturant
2) Dated a customer from a Pho resturant
3) Have gone to a beauty Salon school
4) Have aspirations to one day own her very own Hair and Beauty Salon
5) Claimed to be a model
6) Squated at a rave
7) Asked a complete stranger for a sip of their water at a rave.
7b) Asked a complete stranger for a cap of ecstasy
7c) Have made out with her best friends boyfriend at a rave for a cap of ecstasy
8) Claimed to be half Chinese
8b) Claimed to be Chinese born in Vietnam
8c) Claimed to be half Chinese half French and half Vietnamese (The last time I checked 50% + 50% + 50% = 150%??!?)
9) Claim that they are not like the rest of the nammer chicks because she's from South Vietnam (a.k.a. southern nammer)
10) Slept with a sub 5 foot man strictly because of his car.
With this said, the word nammer has evolved into something more. Today nammer can be used as a verb. See examples below:
He was driving erratically and showed blatant disregard for driving regulations.
"He was driving like a Nammer"
While walking on the street he stepped on some dog Sh*t.
"While walking on the street he nammed himself"
He was just my kinda guy.
" He was a Nam's Nam "
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A nammer is a person of Asian (usually Vietnamese) background who tends to wear ostentatious clothing, such as Ed Hardy, TNA, bebe, A/X, and others. Female nammers tend to streak or dye their hair blonde, and overdo their makeup. Male nammers also streak their hair (usually the tip) and wear expensive track suits and murses (male purses).
Just look at them with all their flashy clothes! Total nammers!
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vietnamese person
stupid nammer, eat your pho.
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The girls appear such as to the following:
1. Layered hair, dyed platinum blonde, or blonde
2. Blue contacts
3. Expensive clothing and accesories
4. Has boyfriends which spoil them and gets then everything they want, not need.
Now, the men appear such as to the following:
1. Bangs dyed with the colours blonde
2. Mohawk, cut or gelled
3. Wears expensive clothing
4. Has a girlfriend which they spoil with everything they want.
The nammers always do, which they call, "nammer squats." The nammer squat is when you squat down anywhere. Your ass is about 1 or 2 inches off from the ground. Nammers usually do this while smoking, drinking or just chilling and talking to their friends. Nammers are not usually trouble-makers, they only fight when they now its right to. They NEVER fight alone, they always have back-up with them incase anything happens to them. The guys have their ear - peirced on the left side. Usually its one on the bottom and the other on the top. Don't ever try to get into a fight with a nammer, its dangerous you could get yourself KILLED.
"yo girl check out that nammer dude over there, he's lookin fly."
"yo man check out that nammer chick over there, she lookin hot."
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