Namp

What is Namp?


1.

A general exclamation of discontent,

Can be heightened in conjunction with curse words for best effect.

Has no real tense or word catagory so can be used in any way

"That text woke me up, Namp fucking Namp"

"You fucking Namper!"

"You're Namping me off here!"

"Don't be a Namp"

"OHHHH NAMMMMMMMMP"

"I am Nampin'!"

you get the picture.

See nump, nan

2.

An acronym that stands for "Naked After Morning Poop". Used in the context of weighing oneself. It is best to weigh "naked after morning poop" because doing so yields an accurate representation of one's true weight due to the fact that clothes and fecal matter unnecessarily increase one's overall weight.

I weigh 145 lbs NAMP.

See namp, naked, after, morning, poop, scale, weight

3.

its all good in the hood

im out, NAMP


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