Namtard Edit Meaning

1. A retarded dork who is a hermit. That douche with the glasses looking at us through the window is a chinse. See dork, hermit, homo, po..

1. Archaic expression of shock or suprise. Derives from "God's wounds". As with similar archaisms, "Zwounds" is us..

1. When a former friend prevents you from getting ass, not in person, but from any distance. "Hey man, I'm going to put The club..