Nana Pop Edit Meaning

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A staple of anatomical cuisine particular to the diets of Kentucky and West Virginia. Commonly consumed post-coitus, a nana pop consists of a thick, erect male sex organ dipped forcefully and repeatedly into a hot viscous glaze of nana pie, then rubbed for 30 minutes along the throbbing interior walls of the bacon farm.

Due to the formation of the rough, grainy cream of stale ejaculate mixed with pockets of yeast growth rubbing against crystallized pools of dried uric acid, nicking and cutting of the penile popsicle is likely, resulting in an indeterminate volume of blood. This will ultimately add to the savory character of this delicacy, as the thick slathering of nana pie mixes with this hemoglobinous output to form a warm, foamy sheathing of soft excrement and pungent vaginal spices with a hint of anal flavor.

For added culinary excitement, insert the nana pop into an orifice on the nearest canine or feline and let soak for an additional 15 minutes.

Best consumed immediately, but can be refrigerated for up to two weeks. Can be served cold. See: nana pie

Kindly remove your nana pop from my father's mother's anus; I am saving it for after teatime.

See nana pie, popsicle, feline, canine, grandmother, lipsmacker