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To masterbate.
Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain.
See walk the dog, spank the monkey, jerk off, jack..
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A reference to a video on the internet in which a woman viciously rams a dildo into a man's penis as you hear his screaming in agon..
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the perfect guest who is invited to family get-togethers for the sole purpose of buffering the in-laws from the rest of the immediate fa..
