Nandemo Edit Meaning

1.

1.) The sound produced by one who sneezes and farts, simultaneously, triggering a chain reaction with the equivalent force and yield of a 40-kiloton nuclear explosion.

2.) The standard unit of measurement for the rate of Tofu decay.

1.) NANDEMO!!!!!!!!!!! (like boom! but louder.)

2.) My readings on this tricorder indicate that this tofu is precisely 6.28465 nandemos.