Nap Edit Meaning

1.

3 hours of sleep or less

Zerostar took a nap from 2pm to 5pm.

2.

A discrete term for a masturbation session.

My roommate just left for class, so I think I'm going to take a nap.

3.

Non Aggression Pact.

guy1: We should attack them!

guy2: Sorry m8, but got a NAP with them..

See nep, nip, nop, nup

4.

To steal or borrow without permission. Comes from "kidnap," which means stealing a kid.

Al Gore: "Governor Bush, you are not going to nap this election!"

George W. Bush: "Oh yes I am. Heh heh heh!"

Girl: "I'm going to run to the ladies' room. Watch my purse while I'm gone."

Guy: "OK."

(Girl goes to restroom, someone steals purse)

Girl: "Where's my purse?"

Guy: "Some sketchy-looking dude came by and purse-napped. Sorry."

Girl: "What? I told you to watch it!"

Guy: "I did. I was watching the entire time the guy was napping it! What did you want me to do, stop him?"

Girl: "Yes!!!"

Guy: "Oh, well you should have said that earlier."

See jack, pilfer, snag, steal, rob, Nick D

5.

a made up white person word for nappy

Grossss dis food is soo nap!

See nappy, white, gross, adjective

6.

NAP is a word which is a misspelling of 'NAO', a commonly used version of the word 'now'. Used to say hi, bye, or if you are basically speechless.

Person 1 : How do you like the pic I sent you?

Person 2 : ...

Person 1 : Well?

Person 2 : NAP D:

Person 1 : D:

See nao, now, wtf, hai, bai

7.

often used wrongly by german computer-players for "newbie", meaning an inexperienced player of computer-games.

it is derived from:

newbie ->

noob (phonetically) ->

nub (phonetically again) ->

germans who think this should be pronounced "nap" (phonetically yet again)

Exercia is a nap.

Translates to: Exercia has no clue what she is talking about and should go back to school for some english-lesson.