N.a.p

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One of the most esteemed and ancient organizations in the modern world. The N.A.P (Notorious Ass Pirates) have but one primary function; the finding of female ass. The internet, the mall, nowhere is safe from the harsh eyes of the N.A.P. The N.A.P's scale leaves no female ass out, and tells no little white lie. The N.A.P's grading scale is as follows:

1- Flat

2- Barely Noticable

3- Average

4- Round

5- Tear-inducing

(Only the purest and most immaculate asses ever in existance bless'd by Heaven's mighty angels have ever recieved the 5 rating. Unfortunately, though 3 is average, most girls fall to a 2.)

The Notorious Ass Pirates, although appreciative of the female ass, still view females mostly as mere sex objects. Though no female is left out of the grading scale, the members of the N.A.P swear an oath to never have any contact with an ass below a 3.

N.A.P rates you 1, ugly.

N.A.P rates you 5, now suck my dick.

See secret, society, notorious, ass, pirates, N.A.P


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