What is Naperville Blizzard?
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Similar to the Chicago Snowstorm, in this instance you must first reserve ejaculation for several days. Once your "bank is built", during sex prior to climax you turn a ceiling fan on and full speed. At the moment of ejaculation, you turn you dick up towards the ceiling fan and fire, the effect should be one of a massive load of Jism exploding all over the room coating everything in sight. The build up should allow you to reach the fan from a kneeling position.
Nothing like a Naperville Blizzard in the middle of July
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a lunker of a turd so big, that only a skinny ford taurus driving family man with a moustache could have dropped it off.
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This is what will happen if Hillary Clinton is voted into office. When Hillary smashes down on the podium, her vagina gets very angry, ..
