Napkin Edit Meaning

1.

A piece of cloth or absorbent paper used by most at table to remove unwanted materials such as food. Sometimes used by desparte, flat-chested girls to stuff their bras. poor things.

Sexy young korey used his napkin while eating dinner to remove some ketchup he had spilt on himself. But he shouldn't have botherd 'cause I would have came and licked it off. *wink wink*

2.

A piece of paper designed to assist people while eating. What many people with a lack of table manners don't seem to realize is that a napkin serves a purpose. The most important thing is so that people WILL STOP SUCKING (or licking) THEIR FINGERS WHEN THEY EAT!!!!

People who suck their fingers when they eat are gross. This is a very nasty habit. Not that they care of course.

See jonesy

3.

Someone who either was born or grew up in the Napa Valley, California.

Us Napkins love to drink wine here in the valley.

See napa, valley, napkin, native

4.

derived from the word blumpkin. The act of receiving head while taking a nap.

"After she gave me blumpkinI became tired and took a nap. While I was dozing off, she began performing felatio again. She loves giving napkin.

See blumpkin, head, felatio, napkin, dome

5.

Napkin means matass squared

You are such a napkin.

See fatass, fat, toilet paper

6.

An object received from a machine in the female's restroom. This object costs approximately one quarter, and is the entire basis for the German monetary system according to Olli...

Olli went to get a Coke from the machine and it cost him two Napkins!

See turkey neck, carl, napkin, hot carl, kyle

7.

An epileptic midget

Never let a "Napkin" operate heavy machinery.

See Fluffer