What is Napkin Testosterone Boost?


1.

When a male attempts to stuff a lot of napkins up his asshole for sexual pleasure. A form of masturbation. Old men tend to use this method more than younger men. Occasionally this method is overused and the asshole tends to stretch and rip, causing a bleeding asshole.

My grandpa tried the napkin testosterone boost last night. Now he went to the doctor and had to get surgery on his ass.

OHHH! yeah! my napkins helped my body fill up with pleasure last night!

See sex, asshole, butt, sexy, old men, pruny


94

Random Words:

1. A state of being all-powerful and godlike. In fact, it is being a god. My demonic powers have made me OMNIPOTENT!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..
1. heflum is an alternate definition for cuddle. mostly because cuddle is just a really GAY word. "I want to drive to your house righ..
1. Located in Switzerland, the worlds largest particle accelerator, which will probably end up causing the apocalypse This space would con..