What is Napkin Testosterone Boost?
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When a male attempts to stuff a lot of napkins up his asshole for sexual pleasure. A form of masturbation. Old men tend to use this method more than younger men. Occasionally this method is overused and the asshole tends to stretch and rip, causing a bleeding asshole.
My grandpa tried the napkin testosterone boost last night. Now he went to the doctor and had to get surgery on his ass.
OHHH! yeah! my napkins helped my body fill up with pleasure last night!
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The act of picking up very drunk and fat girls at a bar using only the charm and grace of a frenchman...
Matty pulled off a goatcheese ..
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nipples that protrude to an excessive degree.
A baby would choke on those godzilla nipples
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Teenage wet vagina.
That girl had some nice lemon pudding...
