What is Napkin Testosterone Boost?
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When a male attempts to stuff a lot of napkins up his asshole for sexual pleasure. A form of masturbation. Old men tend to use this method more than younger men. Occasionally this method is overused and the asshole tends to stretch and rip, causing a bleeding asshole.
My grandpa tried the napkin testosterone boost last night. Now he went to the doctor and had to get surgery on his ass.
OHHH! yeah! my napkins helped my body fill up with pleasure last night!
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What some people say as a generic salutation when parting company instead of saying what they really want to say, such as fuck off or so..
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Nothing in reality, but it sounds sexual, so it's fun to prank people with. Typical targets are innocent, preppy girls. Hehe.
Me: ..
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a cock, penis, dick, wut ever u would like
She swallowed the whole load from my one eyed custard chucker...
