What is Napkin Testosterone Boost?


1.

When a male attempts to stuff a lot of napkins up his asshole for sexual pleasure. A form of masturbation. Old men tend to use this method more than younger men. Occasionally this method is overused and the asshole tends to stretch and rip, causing a bleeding asshole.

My grandpa tried the napkin testosterone boost last night. Now he went to the doctor and had to get surgery on his ass.

OHHH! yeah! my napkins helped my body fill up with pleasure last night!

See sex, asshole, butt, sexy, old men, pruny


94

Random Words:

1. adjective. Referance to a level of stupidity and incompetance greater than that of George W Bush. a security guard falling asleep on d..
1. Located in Freedom, NH, it's the best mother fucking camp on earth bitches! i go to Camp Robin Hood and damn, it's off the ho..
1. adj. Uglier than the ugliest cute thing, therefore, not cute at all. (Derived from the famous Pug "Oscar" who, despite bei..