Nappy-elvis

What is Nappy-elvis?

A disgustingly hairy woman, lacking upkeep on hair removal in her nether region, with happy trails on the inside of either thigh.

Old single guy - "The chick I took out last night was one terrible nappy-elvis, so bad I almost didn't sleep with her."

See bear, hairy, butch, european, bald eagle

Dieco

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Leoni

1. Sexy lil lady with sexy attitude Leoni... The girl I love... See Tim..

Queef Sauce

1. The liquid that comes out of a girl's vag when she queefs or orgasms. Also any dipping sauce or dressing that tastes like a queef...

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