What is Nappy-elvis?
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A disgustingly hairy woman, lacking upkeep on hair removal in her nether region, with happy trails on the inside of either thigh.
Old single guy - "The chick I took out last night was one terrible nappy-elvis, so bad I almost didn't sleep with her."
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A tickling of the balls, may or may not be fetish induced.
1. I love it when my girlfriend testitickles me.
2. These boxers keep givin..