Nappy-elvis

What is Nappy-elvis?


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A disgustingly hairy woman, lacking upkeep on hair removal in her nether region, with happy trails on the inside of either thigh.

Old single guy - "The chick I took out last night was one terrible nappy-elvis, so bad I almost didn't sleep with her."

See bear, hairy, butch, european, bald eagle


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