Napsturbate

What is Napsturbate?

To pleasure oneself while sleeping. Like sleepwalking, but with less walking and more masturbation.

Bob: "I woke up with my hands in my pants!"

Tim: "I didn't know you napsturbate."

See masturbate, fap, sleep, walk, walking, fapping, masturbation

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Quoonie

1. your close friend(male or female) that you do/did illegal acts with. Dan was my my quoonie from way back in the day. we used to scam pe..

Nevertheless

1. anyway, anyhow; still, all the same; however I'm tired whould I do this nevertheless? See nevertheless, anyway 2. in spite of t..

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