Napsturbate

What is Napsturbate?

To pleasure oneself while sleeping. Like sleepwalking, but with less walking and more masturbation.

Bob: "I woke up with my hands in my pants!"

Tim: "I didn't know you napsturbate."

See masturbate, fap, sleep, walk, walking, fapping, masturbation

74ing

1. 69 plus a fist in the anus. yo man! i was 69ing for like 10 minutes and it got boring! so i started 74ing that hoe with my fist!!!!&quo..

Pokey Joe

1. Bending over and pulling down your pants when you have the tip of a poo sticking out of your butthole. Steve was bent over while tying ..

Goalkeeper

1. to protect something from somebody Mike just can not keep a secret. He always tells everything to his brother. Yes, he is a lousy goal..

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