Napsturbate

What is Napsturbate?

To pleasure oneself while sleeping. Like sleepwalking, but with less walking and more masturbation.

Bob: "I woke up with my hands in my pants!"

Tim: "I didn't know you napsturbate."

See masturbate, fap, sleep, walk, walking, fapping, masturbation

Yalking

1. Having someone talk your ear off about absolutely nothing. BRB, my mother is yalking to me on the phone. See talk, talking, yak, yakk..

Jitmeal

1. To take syrup/molasis and pour on a girls vagina. Followed by a type of icecream and whip cream. Then you have your Jit-"meal"..

Distributional Efficiency

1. In the social sciences, refers to the effectiveness with which a social benefit reaches its intended beneficiaries. When most of the co..

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