Napsturbate

What is Napsturbate?

To pleasure oneself while sleeping. Like sleepwalking, but with less walking and more masturbation.

Bob: "I woke up with my hands in my pants!"

Tim: "I didn't know you napsturbate."

See masturbate, fap, sleep, walk, walking, fapping, masturbation

Uim

1. Unintended Inspirational Mooning. When a person accidentally shows nekkid butt to the delight of onlookers. "Did you see the photo..

Spont

1. Slang for "spontaneous erection" I was drivin down the road and all of a sudden I got a spont. See boner, hofnar, chub, wood..

W.t.b.u.

1. Wanting. To. Break. Up. Me and Shelly aren't really getting along anymore. I am w.t.b.u. with her. See break, over it, out, leavi..

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