Napsturbate

What is Napsturbate?

To pleasure oneself while sleeping. Like sleepwalking, but with less walking and more masturbation.

Bob: "I woke up with my hands in my pants!"

Tim: "I didn't know you napsturbate."

See masturbate, fap, sleep, walk, walking, fapping, masturbation

Lady Smurf

1. A girl who is always surrounded by guys. If you wanna take it to the next level, she has either slept with or dated all of them. Ex: T..

Zenk

1. stoned, inebreated, wasted, (usually on some type of intoxicating substance) to the point of complete disregard for anything. (Zooted En..

Egyptian Gas Mask

1. It is when a man is sitting on a woman's face, his balls are ever-so-strategically placed over her eyes like a silk pillow...while ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Napsturbate Edit Meaning