Napsturbate

What is Napsturbate?

To pleasure oneself while sleeping. Like sleepwalking, but with less walking and more masturbation.

Bob: "I woke up with my hands in my pants!"

Tim: "I didn't know you napsturbate."

See masturbate, fap, sleep, walk, walking, fapping, masturbation

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