Napsturbate

What is Napsturbate?

To pleasure oneself while sleeping. Like sleepwalking, but with less walking and more masturbation.

Bob: "I woke up with my hands in my pants!"

Tim: "I didn't know you napsturbate."

See masturbate, fap, sleep, walk, walking, fapping, masturbation

Crackin Up

1. Laughing ya ass off, synonim to rolling on the floor laughing -Yo check out the jokes in that mag! -They're off the hook i&apos..

Noms

1. Food, especially when speaking "lolcat". It's based on the "nom nom nom" onomatopoeia for eating. I iz hungre..

2nd Born

1. where a man gives anal to a woman while there is already a sex toy inside the anus(usually a dildo or vibrator). man, getting 2nd born ..

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