Napsturbation

What is Napsturbation?

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Napsturbation: An event where a man masturbates and immediately begins napping afterwards. Some men believe it is the most pleasurable experience possible. Not related to Napster, a computer program that allowed people to share music which gained popularity in the late nineties.

Thomas: I think I'm going to have a "me" day.

Jeff: What are you going to do?

Thomas (sarcastially): I'm probably going to participate in some intensive napsturbation.

See masturbation, napping, pleasure, sleep, jerking off
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