Naptitude

What is Naptitude?

1.

The degree of nappyness of ones hair. The naptitude is measured in Niggawatts (one may add a prefix to any measurement, i.e. kilo-, mega-, giga-, etc.).

Dylan: What's the naptitude of her hair?

Kevin: I'd say a couple kiloniggawatts.

See hair, nappy, funny, power, slang

2.

n. The ability one has to fall asleep in different positions and at various times of the day

Chuck had an uncanny naptitude which allowed him to sleep in the 10 minute gap between classes

See sleep, nap, narcolepsy, sleepy, tired, classes, late night, afternoon delight, nappy
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