Naptitude

What is Naptitude?

1.

The degree of nappyness of ones hair. The naptitude is measured in Niggawatts (one may add a prefix to any measurement, i.e. kilo-, mega-, giga-, etc.).

Dylan: What's the naptitude of her hair?

Kevin: I'd say a couple kiloniggawatts.

See hair, nappy, funny, power, slang

2.

n. The ability one has to fall asleep in different positions and at various times of the day

Chuck had an uncanny naptitude which allowed him to sleep in the 10 minute gap between classes

See sleep, nap, narcolepsy, sleepy, tired, classes, late night, afternoon delight, nappy
46

Random Words:

One Legged Pirate
1. when giving someone anal you proceed to step/break her ankle, this causes her to limp or hop on one leg. next, you shoot a "mighty..
Read more
Victicrat
1. somebody that believes themself to be a victim in every situation such that they just stop trying. that person won't stop wasting ..
Read more
Imgay
1. One who is gay because he/she is overly in love with anything and everything from Apple. Adam: Have you downloaded the new iTunes Publi..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free