Napturbate

What is Napturbate?

When a person masterbates before going to bed to help them fall asleep.

Jimmy was having trouble falling asleep, so he napturbated (masterbated) to help him fall asleep.

See masterbate, sleep, jerking off, nap, bed

Prior To

1. A jerkoff way of saying "before". A: Prior to John's passing away... B (thinking): What the fuck is wrong with "Be..

Yaffling Irons

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