Napturbate

What is Napturbate?

When a person masterbates before going to bed to help them fall asleep.

Jimmy was having trouble falling asleep, so he napturbated (masterbated) to help him fall asleep.

See masterbate, sleep, jerking off, nap, bed

A.s.a.h.p.

1. As soon as humanly possible; derived from A.S.A.P. Please call me back A.S.A.H.P. ! See a.s.a.p., asap, soon..

Jazz Rag

1. What you wipe your cum with after a good bash off session Oi mum pass us me jazz rag..

Flippitty Flop

1. The skill of slapping a flacid penis on a girls face after you have ejaculated. What I did to Danni Minogue..

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