Narb Edit Meaning

1.

No Apparent Reason Boner

While walking down the street I sprouted a narb

2.

Newly Associated Runescape Bitch

Person 1:What does NARB mean?

Person 2:No Apparent Reason Boner.

Person 3:Are you kidding? It doesn't mean that. It means Newly Associated Runescape Bitch!

See runescape, bitch, noobs, jean, sarah

3.

When the male sexual organ, otherwise called the penis (also known as the cock, the walrus, a dick, the snake, the monkey, the stick, the wood, wang, schlong...) decides to have "a sexy time" (as Borat would say) for no reason except that it is a cock and that is what cock's do.

Worst times to have a NARB:

1. when talking to your mom

2. when slow dancing with a stranger

3. when swimming with a speedo

4. in 7th grade science fair project presentation time

5. while leading worship in church with sweatpants on

6. actually when sweatpants period (or basketball shorts...or what i'm wearing right now)

7. in front of your teacher when you are in detention.

8. in front of an ugly girl that likes you

9. when burning CDs...

10. when feeding fish (cause fish are just total sexual turn-offs).

Ways to get rid of a NARB:

1. think of your dad

2. or your grandpa

3. or your grandpa's uncle's brother

4. think of michael jackson

5. think of oprah winfrey although she is really cool

6. pigs...just thinking pigs. pigs and ice-cream. now that is a total turn-off.

See narb, boner, hard-on, sex, dick, cock, schlong

4.

literally, "no apparent reason boner";

also used to generally define an erection; a stiffy

It was unfortunate that I had a huge narb when the teacher called me to her desk.

See Jack

5.

No apparent reason boner

It was embarassing when I got a NARB during wrestling practice.

See boner, hard, dick, cock, sex

6.

Narb is a lot like the common gamer insult of n00b.

Narb can also be used as an adj. discribing how awesome an item is.

Narb can be used in a few different ways:

Something can be Narbly, "Dude ur car is totaly Narbly!"

Insult, "U R such a Narb, u cant even fish for tuna!"

See noob, narb, insult, dis, nub

7.

Meaning No Appearant Reason Boner(s). Can be morning wood or anytime you get arroused when theres no real reason to

What the hell dude! Why do you have a NARB?

See morning wood, boner, sex, woody, sexy time