What is Narcolemia?
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The combination of two words, Narcolepsy and Academia. It is characterized by lack of sleep the night before and the present boring academic lecture. The student fails to keep his/her attention focused on said lecture and quickly drifts off to never never land. Only to be awoke by the sounds of muffled laughter and the teacher scowling at the puddle of drool you have produced on your paper...instead of notes.
Laura, I had a suddden case of narcolemia today in class..n I borrow the notes?
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Your mom is like a taxi.
Do you know why?
Because I ride her all day.
That's right.
Me: ey ted your mom is like a taxi, no y?
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A painfully sharp fart.
"i say georgina i just trumped a hamper of arsecutlery, my ringpiece feels like you've had at it with..
