Nard Edit Meaning

1.

slang for testicle

Damnit bill, you got right in the nards!

See Jimmy

2.

Taboo term used to refer to the testicles

Mr. Example is such a nard, i can't believe he gave us that hard test

See nard, balls, testicles, jerk, dick, ballz, nards

3.

A Nard is combination of a nerd and a retard.

Wow, that person is such a Nard.

See nerd, retard, tard, nerdy, card

4.

Short form for someone is a nerd who acts like retard and is a complete loser has no brains. Totally in between a nerd and a retard.

A wanna be popular person but is too analto achieve anything but a picking on someone that is geekyto them.

Which is them.

Someone that comes to you drunk after he/she has hit on you mate.

Nard-Hey dude just came by to see if your girlfriends home?

You-What??? Are you fucking Nard??? I should kick the fucking shit out of you...

Nard-Just asking...

See nard, nerd, retard, stupid, anal, braindead, loser

5.

Another word for faecies

There is nard on your shoe

See Bobbie

6.

Collective noun for 4 pints of real ale.

Do you fancy garn up the pub for a nard

See real, ale, beer, booze

7.

"insert word here"- nard can be used to replace any word.

E.g. You got any nards? Hey nard face, you have a face like nards. Nard can be used in place of any word. For example "fuckyou dickhead you stink like crap" could be changed to "fuckyou nardhead you stink like nards"