What is Nard?
1.
slang for testicle
Damnit bill, you got right in the nards!
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2.
Taboo term used to refer to the testicles
Mr. Example is such a nard, i can't believe he gave us that hard test
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3.
A Nard is combination of a nerd and a retard.
Wow, that person is such a Nard.
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4.
Short form for someone is a
A wanna be popular person but is too
Which is them.
Someone that comes to you drunk after he/she has hit on you mate.
Nard-Hey dude just came by to see if your girlfriends home?
You-What??? Are you fucking Nard??? I should kick the fucking shit out of you...
Nard-Just asking...
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5.
Another word for faecies
There is nard on your shoe
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6.
Collective noun for 4 pints of real ale.
Do you fancy garn up the pub for a nard
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7.
"insert word here"- nard can be used to replace any word.
E.g. You got any nards? Hey nard face, you have a face like nards. Nard can be used in place of any word. For example "fuckyou dickhead you stink like crap" could be changed to "fuckyou nardhead you stink like nards"