Nard

What is Nard?


1.

slang for testicle

Damnit bill, you got right in the nards!

See Jimmy

2.

Taboo term used to refer to the testicles

Mr. Example is such a nard, i can't believe he gave us that hard test

See nard, balls, testicles, jerk, dick, ballz, nards

3.

A Nard is combination of a nerd and a retard.

Wow, that person is such a Nard.

See nerd, retard, tard, nerdy, card

4.

Short form for someone is a nerd who acts like retard and is a complete loser has no brains. Totally in between a nerd and a retard.

A wanna be popular person but is too analto achieve anything but a picking on someone that is geekyto them.

Which is them.

Someone that comes to you drunk after he/she has hit on you mate.

Nard-Hey dude just came by to see if your girlfriends home?

You-What??? Are you fucking Nard??? I should kick the fucking shit out of you...

Nard-Just asking...

See nard, nerd, retard, stupid, anal, braindead, loser

5.

Another word for faecies

There is nard on your shoe

See Bobbie

6.

Collective noun for 4 pints of real ale.

Do you fancy garn up the pub for a nard

See real, ale, beer, booze

7.

"insert word here"- nard can be used to replace any word.

E.g. You got any nards? Hey nard face, you have a face like nards. Nard can be used in place of any word. For example "fuckyou dickhead you stink like crap" could be changed to "fuckyou nardhead you stink like nards"


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