Nardfasting

What is Nardfasting?


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When a man denies himself sex, masturbation, or any other activities that could lead to his eventual ejaculation.

"Baby, I'd love to whip up some love butter for you right now, but you know I'm nardfasting!"

"I know, sugah, but you know I find sustenance in those clumpy, oily gobs of wand pudding you gush up for me!!!"

"Who talked me into this nardfasting shit in the first place?!?!?"

See nard, nards, balls, blue balls


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