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To make something Army Proof, you take something that is idiot proof, and make the instructions even more explicit and harder to fuck up..
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When a girls spreads her snatch and a guy puts only his balls into it.
Dude, I totally did a Raspberry Nasty with that girl, it was wei..
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When you squeeze out at least half a tube of toothpaste on your dick and then brush some bitch's teeth with it.
Jessica had a dirt..