What is Narkware?
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Computer software that 'phones home' via the internet without your express permission (e.g. Microsoft Windows Genuine Advantage) to inform the vendor that their software is being used without a valid license.
That damn WGA program just connected to Microsoft's server again. Damn narkware! I don't see how this can be a "Genuine Advantage"!
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The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef..