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The opening act is what you call the person who initiates intercouse for the sexual humiliating houdini. Precedes the closing act.
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when a man has a hemorrhoid burst requiring the use of a feminine napkin to staunch the bloodflow.
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When you stick your dick in a girls open wound and jizz all over her belly button. Afterwords, taking a straw and drinking the jizz out..